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keepcalmandlovethequeenofderp: Jennifer Perfection Lawrence

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:24 -0400

keepcalmandlovethequeenofderp:

Jennifer Perfection Lawrence

thebagofholding: “man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:30:26 -0400

thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

maxterbate: maxterbate: Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr? Free chocolate milk for...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:30:16 -0400

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

i have just been informed on this

oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:30:03 -0400

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

fasterfood: why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:28:00 -0400

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 04:15:04 -0400

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:02:15 -0400

ambitiousbard:

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr

iamonlydorb: sucysucyfivedolla: the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg oh no...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:01:25 -0400

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

rabioheab: earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:59 -0400

rabioheab:

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

multipack: mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:39 -0400

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:31 -0400

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

warehouses: breathe if u wanna date me ok

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:21 -0400

warehouses:

breathe if u wanna date me

ok

asssasssin: I just took a pregnancy test I’m not pregnant I’m just fat

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:00:10 -0400

asssasssin:

I just took a pregnancy test I’m not pregnant I’m just fat

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:58:32 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:57:39 -0400

me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:57:22 -0400

krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:55:11 -0400

krvsty:

yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains

the-laughing-cactus: the man at Starbucks asked what my name...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:43:00 -0400

the-laughing-cactus:

the man at Starbucks asked what my name was and i freaked out and told him it was carpet

freddybenson: i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:40:14 -0400

freddybenson:

i cant believe burger king bought tumblr

attentio-n: wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:40:02 -0400

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies